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So then the ending happens. Something about Hyde kidnapping Christian's sister or some shit. Ana saves the day.

No, it really is 'cause the girl's dumb. Well, when that shit's all over, we get this weird-ass epilogue wherein Ana asserts that she thinks their in-utero daughter "likes sex already" because she's dancing around in her mother's womb after I guess so.

There isn't a sex scene, so not only is this remark fucking weird, it's also oddly misplaced. Then Christian sucks popsicle off of his son's fingers.

What is with E. James and the finger sucking? Edit: A commenter brought to my attention the fact that there is indeed a sex scene before the aforementioned conversation about the baby liking sex. So I double-checked and yes, there is a sex scene right before. The confusion came about as the direct result of E.

James's inability to maintain a coherent timeline. After the epilogue, there's even more pointless drivel. The beginning of Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian's perspective! I can hear the collective squee and the panties droppin' and it kinda makes me wanna choke a bitch. But that's not even the worst of it. No, the worst is that it ends right as Christian's leaving the hardware store, and as the narrative comes to a close, the reader is treated to this: "That's all Do it quickly.

Might as well cut out her tongue, as well, so she won't be able to dictate her nonsense.

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I think one of the best blurbs for this series and this installment in particular would have to be something my older sister said about it after I told her there's a Happily Ever After ending: "Maybe she'll write a fourth book in which, after having three kids, being isolated, and losing her job, he finally hits her and the cops get called, leading to his arrest.

She leaves and takes half his damn shit plus child support.

Perhaps, but that's reality. Like I said before, it would be nice if we could have a little realistic fantasy it's not an oxymoron if you know what I'm talking about. Christian Grey might have been a desirable character if To be honest, I'm disappointed in this review.

I just can't seem to muster the same amount of enthusiasm as before. Or even come close. All I know is that I tried to write this twice before, but lost it both times due to computer error, and I took that as a sign that I shouldn't over-think it. Maybe this review reflects the book itself; haphazard and drained.

Whatever the case, the only burst of energy I got during this book was at the end. When it was done. It should come as no surprise that my reaction when finishing this book was not despondent depression.

Far from it. When I read that last word and knew I could finally, finally walk away from this trilogy, I felt It was that good. It was "taking a giant crap after being constipated for a week" good. Or "getting laid for the first time in years" good.

Please please please give us more of Christian's point of view.

35 Pressing Questions I Had During 'Fifty Shades Freed'

I'm addicted! Publisher Description. Customer Reviews See All. Fifty Shades of Grey. Fifty Shades Darker. Probably not. Still, by the end of the movie I had a lot of questions—35 of them, to be exact. Spoilers, obviously! Not technically a part of Fifty Shades Freed, but the last trailer before it started was for Book Club, that movie about women who read Fifty Shades.

Is promoting a movie about your franchise's fandom before your franchise's movie iconic? I vote yes. On their honeymoon Christian, who heretofore has had pretty good taste in terms of clothing, food, and interior design, gives Ana a charm bracelet with an Eiffel Tower charm to commemorate their trip to Paris.

It's doesn't go with her enormous engagement ring at all and reminds me of this SNL sketch. Didn't you get the memo, Christian, that women don't want charm bracelets? Still on their honeymoon, in the South of France, Christian and Ana lie side by side on a cabana on the beach and text…each other. Speaking of, did they get new phones?

But now, suddenly, they are on Androids? Is this important? Certainly not, but I noticed it, so now you have to notice it too. Ana, making the point that almost everyone on the beach is topless, tells Christian, "It's boobs in boobland" in a perfect deadpan.

Is this supposed to be a pun on "Babes in Toyland"? Christian braids Ana's hair before they bang. I assume this is a thing from the books, but they never say in the movie. Advertisement 7. Oh my God, we get it: Christian is possessive and controlling. What would happen if he just, like, chilled for a minute? Hanna, Ana's unabashedly horny assistant, is hot for Ana's very attractive bodyguard Sawyer. So she responds to Ana's request that they find someplace for Sawyer to sit by saying, "I might have an opening.

Who will make that for me? Ana's coworker Liz informs her that she got a promotion while she was on her honeymoon, to which Ana responds, "I got a promotion?

Ana never works, so…how did she get a promotion? When we meet the architect Gia Matteo, who will be renovating their big house, she takes Christian by the arm and purrs, "That GQ profile on you?

I love…what you're doing in Africa. When Ana is dressing down that same architect, she calls the woman's car "shit-colored. Ana's professional wardrobe is so good. It makes me want to invest in a lot of expensive sheer stockings and a watch with no numbers on the face.

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Where's the best place to download those? Oh, and now I want a wand that makes your hair do that wavy-curly thing her hair does! Where can I get something like that?Again, where is Rita Ora?

Now, together, they have more—love, passion, intimacy, wealth, and a world of infinite possibilities. Still on their honeymoon, in the South of France, Christian and Ana lie side by side on a cabana on the beach and text…each other.

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Advertisement Iso version descargar Nobody's going to lift with wide smile another rarity on by saddle horses, led off by a man afoot. Which reminds me: Why is Rita Ora basically nonexistent in this franchise? Still, this scene is so strange and I can't get my head around how it happened?

When you read scenes like that over the course of several books, it really comes as no surprise when you discover that Ana has missed several appointments with her gyno and apparently completely forgotten about her birth control shot.

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