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The. Bro. Code. Barney STinSon with MaTT Kuhn . eventually, she will figure out the first two, but a Bro never answers the third question. if, however, a Bro. Bro Code for Parents by Barney Stinson - Free download as PDF File .pdf), Text File .txt) or read online for free. So you're going to be a parent. You might be. The Playbook by Barney Stinson (with Matt Kuhn) - Free download as PDF File of CBS's hit comedy How I Met Your Mother, the follow-up to The Bro Code.

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P68S75 For Marvin Waitforit Eriksen. May this book help you lead the awesome life your parents, Marshall and Lily, can never give you. Despite what I may have suggested to countless hotties, I am not, nor ever have been, a licensed pediatrician, psychologist, or international spy. As such, the opinions, techniques, and alarmingly comprehensive parenting advice presented throughout this gospel should never be construed as commonly accepted fact or scienti cally proven medical truth, even when expressly presented as such.

Except for the section on infant CPR. The parodies of real books included in The Bro Code for Parents are not af liated with the actual books in any way, and were not done with the permission of their publishers or authors. If youre reading this very important book, then youve made the momentous decision to cannonball head rst into the waterless pool of parenthood. Your world is about to fundamentally and permanently change in ways you could never have anticipated.

Youre excited, overwhelmed, and probably a little scared at the prospect of raising a child and no doubt riddled with serious concerns about your future: Will I be a good parent? Can I afford to give my child the life she deserves?

Bro Code for Parents by Barney Stinson

Will I ever have pleasurable sex again? After I squeeze this kid out of my uterus, will I ever regain my slamming hot bod? Can I really ever love this child as much as I love my own life? Rest at ease because the answer to all of these questions is a rock-solid no.

Your life is over, Bro. Guess what?

We all took a vote and youre the new mayor of Loserville. I mean.

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But you know who is? A big, fat, dumb one. But there is hope. Just because your existence is suddenly a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnt mean your kid has to be the insecure, socially inept, unhygienic basket case youre about to become. And thats why Ive written this bookto help you raise an awesome, kickass kid who will live the legendary life you no longer can because of the emotionally and nancially crippling decision you just made.

But seriously, thanks for downloading the book. You might be wondering why I, Barney the Cooter King Stinson, have written a book about pregnancy and parenthood when Im not a father and have, in fact, spent the lions share of my adult life cunningly avoiding exactly this type of life-destroying af iction.

The answer is simple: Just kidding. I also wrote it because when my good friends Marshall and Lily gave birth to their rst child, I realized that without me hed never learn important lifelong skills like setting insects on re or learning to go upskirt or strategic boner concealment.

And why do I want to help others? Because I care. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs.

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If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If he stays longer than a month, he shall offer to contribute some rent.

If he stays longer than two months, he shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, whichever is more applicable. B-t-dub this may be a self-help book for some dudes.

I know many that actually need it. See Article Not even in Europe. Corollary — A bro also never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged. Exceptions — Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car and loading an expensive TV on to an expensive car. Paddy's Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day February 13th 55 Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.

However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs.

If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs.

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If they haven't downloadd drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Bro-tection forms a central pillar or, more accurately, a plastic coating for the central pillar of the Bro way of life. Some of which, such as children, can last an entire lifetime.

Exception - A Bro is off the hook if a Bro orders a drink with an umbrella in it. Exception - Dry spell trumps hot streak.

He is not expected to be on time, help with luggage, or inquire about his Bro's trip or general well-being. When the group ultimately decides to divide the check, each Bro shall act upset rather that enormously relieved. That way if another Bro is several cars behind, he'll have a better chance of making it through the intersection before the light turns red again.

Chicks like to stretch the truth about their age, promiscuity and sometimes, with the help of extensive make-up and structural lingerie, even their body shape.

As such, it is a fair game for Bros to exaggerate reality when asked about their Bro-fession. To commemorate and solidify the unbreakable bond between the Bro and his wingman, it is recommended that before going out, each face the other, place his left hand on the Bro code, raise his right hand, and recite the wingman pledge. The total age of all the three should be less than That's inhuman. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

He can however, ask the Bro to prove it, traditionally in the form of a wager.

So if a Bro plans on chugging a six pack, he shall bring a six pack plus at least one can of beer. Such alerts may not be administered verbally. Exception: A Bro may as for directions for a hot chick who seems to know the area. A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost. A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he himself is not lost at all.

Corollary: If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall pull his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull them down to get a better look. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks. He commits to one cohesive footgear plan and sticks with it.Get the book for more.

We should set up points throughout the world where we offer the Bro Code for free. So if a Bro plans on chugging a six pack, he shall bring a six pack plus at least one can of beer.

Now tell her the worst part is leaving the earth before ever shar- ing the intimate company of a woman. You might be wondering why I, Barney the Cooter King Stinson, have written a book about pregnancy and parenthood when Im not a father and have, in fact, spent the lions share of my adult life cunningly avoiding exactly this type of life-destroying af iction. Article 4: A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: Here is my website: Rest at ease because the answer to all of these questions is a rock-solid no.

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